‘They’re Coming After Your Anal!’ Bill Maher Flame-Broils New Pro-Trump/Anti-Sodomy GOP Speaker
Comic and pundit Bill Maher went to town on new pro-Trump Speaker of the House Mike Johnson (R-LA) over his conservative views, which include opposition to the legality of sodomy.
On Friday night’s edition of HBO’s Real Time with Bill Maher, the comic’s panel guests were Fox News host Jessica Tarlov and podcaster Scott Galloway, and his interview guests were former New York Governor Andrew Cuomo and former Cuomo chief lieutenant Melissa DeRosa, author of the new book “What’s Left Unsaid: My Life at the Center of Power, Politics & Crisis.”
Maher devoted most of his opening monologue to torching the “super-Christ-y” Johnson as a political gift to Democrats:
They, the Republicans finally found someone who fits the glass slipper for Speaker of the House Mike Johnson. Exactly what I thought, Mike J– never heard of him, but he is. Oh, boy, do I like this guy. Super duper, super Christian. I mean, super Christ-y. The and and probably the worst of the election deniers. So the Republicans have really found their sweet spot, loves Jesus, hates democracy.
And I got to say. This guy owns it. It gets worse. We’re just getting to know him. So he’s on the show and they’re asking him about him. He said today or maybe yesterday, he said, “pick up a Bible off the shelf.” I didn’t have one, but– “And read it. That’s my worldview.”.
That’s what he’s saying. Talk to the hand. The one with the nail in it. Mike and Mike is in a covenant marriage. I didn’t know what this was. Have you heard of this? The thing in Louisiana where he’s from, I guess other places are– covenant marriage. Like like marriage isn’t hard enough to get out of.
Seriously, this is a covenant marriage makes it’s very, very, very hard to get divorce. It’s for people who here, until death do you part and say, I need something stronger. And. And. Like pro life. He’s wow, this guy is. He says life begins at insurrection.
And he absolutely hates gay sex, especially when he’s having it. Well, you know, these guys are always. No. He wants to actually criminalized gay sex because it makes it hotter.
Oh, this is a beaut, this guy. He is written in favor of reinstituting sodomy laws. Sodomy laws? That’s laws against anal and oral. I. I’ve never understood this about the Republicans. If you’re so against abortion, why would you be against the two places to do it where you can’t get pregnant? Right. Well, I think this is actually a giant gift to the Democrats because, I mean, oh, wow, forget about Republicans coming after your Social Security. Now they’re coming after your anal! Finally, something to get the young people to the polls.
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