James Carville Drops Wild Satire On Why ‘Melania Hates Trump’: ‘Incapable of Wiping His Own A**’
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The latest political commentary from Democratic strategist James Carville included him trying to break down “why” Melania Trump “hates” former President Donald Trump and ranting about Trump’s body odor.
In a Politicon video posted on Friday, Carville offered a follow-up to a previous video where he theorized that Melania Trump was publicly speaking about her past nude modeling work to “embarrass” her husband. She is currently promoting a memoir. She also went after the FBI for “invading” her privacy when they executed a warrant in 2022 on Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago property.
“Sometimes you always have to evaluate the conclusions you drew because maybe they were erroneous conclusions,” Carville said in a seven-plus minute video.
The commentary was marked as satire in the description, which reads: “Through a blend of satire and scientific inquiry, he raises the possibility that Trump’s hygiene issues could affect his public image and political career.”
Carville declared the reason Melania Trump supposedly “hates” Donald Trump is because he “smells like shit.”
“One of the things that we know for sure is Donald John Trump stinks. In other words, he smells like shit. There’s any number of people who have reported this to us and of course everybody heard him fart in the courtroom and we have extrapolated from that a belief that the reason he stinks so much is he farts and shits in his pants or whatever. Juicy parts of whatever,” Carville said.
Vocal Trump critic Adam Kinzinger made reference to Trump’s body odor in a December post to X, setting off a trending hashtag for fellow Trump critics.
“It’s truly something to behold,” he wrote. “Wear a mask if you can.”
Trump’s campaign hit back at the time by accusing Kinzinger of farting on live TV.
Carville also referenced some reports alleging that Trump was passing gas in court in April.
The Democratic strategist and pundit continued his satire bit by saying Trump is “incapable of wiping his own ass.” Carville said:
I think we have to consider the fact, not the fact, we have to consider the possibility, I want to be very careful with my language here, that Trump is unable to wipe his ass. Yeah, you heard me. It is possible that this man is incapable of wiping his own ass. Now I’m not an engineer and I don’t think we need to bring MIT in here or Princeton or Stanford or Carnegie Mello or something like that.
I think this problem could be solved at the AP physics high school level or maybe the undergraduate level of physics. As I understand it, you would have to figure out his arm length, which I think people can do that pretty good. Remember when you’re doing that his fingers are about half the size, so if you wipe your ass, you need your fingers. I think we all have some experience with that. And then you would have to get his estimated diameter of where he is around his ass.
Carville, a former advisor to Bill Clinton, remained committed to the bit and questioned whether the White House will need a “professional ass wiper,” asking “young sleuths” to answer the question about Trump’s bathroom habits.
Carville said:
“This is important because if gets elected and he can’t wipe his ass, is a federal employee going to do this for him? Or maybe some corporal in the Marine Corps standing guard in front of the White House may be called in. I don’t know if that’s permissible under the military rules, that you have to wipe the ass of somebody higher up in the chain of command than you are. I don’t know what the federal rules are for federal workers. Can they be official presidential ass wipers? We’re going to have to consider that possibility.”
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